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Because Canadians are polite — but we’re not suckers.
How it works:
A buyer offers more than your asking price.
Which sounds great… until they ask you to refund the “extra” money or send it to their “mover.”
Red flag:
No Canadian has ever willingly overpaid for anything. Not even Timbits.
How to avoid:
If someone offers more than you asked, block them and go live your life.
How it works:
You get an email saying “Your e‑Transfer is pending.”
Spoiler: it’s not.
It’s a fake notification designed to trick you into handing over the item.
Red flag:
The email looks like it was designed in Microsoft Paint.
How to avoid:
Only trust transfers that show up in your actual banking app.
How it works:
The buyer claims they’re away for work, in the military, or on a spiritual retreat in Banff.
They want to send a courier.
They want you to pay the courier fee.
They promise to reimburse you.
Red flag:
No one in the history of Canada has ever hired a courier to pick up a used couch.
How to avoid:
If they can’t meet in person, it’s a no.
How it works:
The buyer says they need to “verify you’re real” and sends a 6‑digit code.
If you give it to them, they hijack your phone number.
Red flag:
You’re the one selling the item — why are you being verified?
How to avoid:
Never share verification codes. With anyone. Ever.
How it works:
A seller asks for a deposit to “hold” the item.
You send it.
They vanish like a raccoon when you turn on the porch light.
Red flag:
They refuse to meet or show the item in person.
How to avoid:
Never send deposits to strangers.
If they want a deposit, they can sell it to someone else.
How it works:
A brand‑new iPhone for $200.
A purebred puppy for $50.
A PS5 for the price of a sandwich.
Red flag:
Your brain whispering, “This seems suspicious.”
How to avoid:
If it feels like a miracle, it’s probably a scam.
How it works:
You arrange a sale.
A “friend” or “driver” shows up instead.
They rush you, distract you, or try to pay with a fake transfer.
Red flag:
They act like they’re late for a flight.
How to avoid:
Only hand over items after confirming payment yourself.
How it works:
A gorgeous apartment for a suspiciously low price.
The landlord is “out of the country.”
They want first and last month’s rent upfront.
Red flag:
The photos look like they were stolen from a real estate magazine.
How to avoid:
Never pay for a rental you haven’t seen in person.
How it works:
You sell something.
Hours later, the buyer messages saying it’s broken and demands a refund.
Red flag:
They suddenly become a professional engineer diagnosing imaginary problems.
How to avoid:
State clearly: “All sales final.”
And meet in public so there’s no drama.
How it works:
The buyer sends you a prepaid shipping label.
You ship the item.
The label was stolen or fraudulent.
Your package gets seized.
Red flag:
They insist on shipping even though they live 10 minutes away.
How to avoid:
If they want it shipped, they can buy it through a platform with built‑in protection.
Meet in public places
Bring a friend
Trust your gut
Never send deposits
Never share codes
Confirm payment in your banking app
Don’t be afraid to say “no thanks”
Remember: politeness is optional when someone’s trying to scam you

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